- Play the guitar.
- Sing like Kailash Kher
- Write songs- really good ones.
- Tell funny jokes
- On the few occasions that I do manage to think of something funny, not burst out laughing while in the middle of [almost] impressing someone with my wit.
Funny, I thought there'd be more, but I can't think of any right now.
Aside: Why is it that despite amazing leaps and bounds in technology, computers still suck? Or maybe it's just mine. It took 7 minutes to open Microsoft Word and then 9 minutes to close it. And my computer even has a sense of humour.. a very, very bad one. It apparently thinks it's funny to close all my Internet windows (especially if I'm writing or am this close to beating my high score in Snake) and justify it by popping up a message saying "Error Detected".
I don't even have a virus, unless the AVG is also playing a practical joke by hiding the viruses that have infested themselves in my computer.